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Welcome to the innerworkings of my mind.

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

(via hashtagsmores)

"No matter what, Edward will always be special." - Edward Scissorhands (1990)

(Source: scumsberg, via frankin-fratboy)

itssimplysam23:

h-ound:

awwww-cute:

Baby sea turtle swimming

or is it flying through the snow

Definitely flying through the snow.

(via hashtagsmores)

recoffthevine:

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASN’T THAT

(Source: vinesnow, via guns-and-rosas)

" Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. "

- Sarah Dessen, The Truth About Forever (via quotes-shape-us)

(via langleav)

(Source: nativewanderer, via hi)

(Source: no-or-yes, via evaded)

revengeofthemudbutt:

armedplatypus:

whiskey-weather:

stonerdoomandbeagles:

shoothikedrinkfuck:

blazepress:

This three-legged decorated war hero had one leg lost to surgery after taking four rounds from an AK-47.

Bad. Mother. Fucker.


Those eyes say “Pretend to throw the tennis ball. I dare you to only pretend.”

I think those eyes say a lot more than that. He’s seen more than I ever will, done more than I’ll ever do, and his war will never be over.

He’s got Ranger scrolls on his collar. That dog is a god damn hero.

I just noticed the Purple Heart and that Scroll.
Wow. Just wow. 
The picture alone, in all it’s detail says a lot of things. god damn.

(via guns-and-rosas)

" And it was then when I suddenly realized why I hated you. You were the first person I was ever passionate about. My mind and body were dedicated to you in a way that is inexplicable and I guess that’s why it hurt so much when you didn’t care anymore. It pained my soul to an extent where even as much as I forced myself to despise your very existence, I could never seem to fulfill my own order. A few months pass by and I still feel truly pathetic as you continue to consume my daily thoughts. And even though externally I do not seem to fret, inside I still urgently crave the moments when our eyes meet. "

- K.R   (via 99teen)

(Source: revoult.tk, via florlsoul)

cramp:

stupidtacopun:

savvylikenahhh:

dogs dealing with cats sleeping in their beds

This has to be the cutest and saddest thing

if you need to smile, watch this

(via thefuuuucomics)

liqhtly:

i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between

(via guns-and-rosas)

" I’ve always envied people who sleep easily. Their brains must be cleaner, the floorboards of the skull well swept, all the little monsters closed up in a steamer trunk at the foot of the bed. "

- Benioff, David. City of Thieves. (via wordsnquotes)

(via guns-and-rosas)

thesurroundingbeauty:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

thelovelymocker:

remember how this made our hearts flutter?

The things I shipped before I knew what shipping was 

omg what has happened to todays shows? honestly wtf happened?!!

(via guns-and-rosas)