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galifianafuck:

50 shades of grey dream cast

steve buscemi as christian grey

john travolta as anastasia steele

written and directed by quentin tarantino

soundtrack by seth rogen laughing throughout the whole film

(via talisastark)

dimpleforyourthoughts:

i just want a boy who touches me distractedly

like sitting watching a movie and he just kinds of drags his fingers over your skin while watching and he doesn’t have a motive he’s not trying to tickle you or be sexual with you he’s just touching your skin and feeling the shape of your bones under that skin like it’s physically comforting for him to know that you’re there right under his fingertips im so

(via hollidayz)

(Source: jtotheizzoe, via thefuuuucomics)

unsmokable:

WHEN CUTE BOYS HAVE A PERFECT TASTE IN MUSIC image

(via 1nthedarko1thenight)

(Source: agentbutts, via terminal-cooties)

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

(Source: felixdawkins23, via hollidayz)

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

(via hollidayz)

nobodyfuckingaskedyou:

trogdorthe-burninator:

YOU ARE THE HERO GOTHAM DESERVES

I’M CRYING BECAUSE OF THAT CAPTION

(Source: poyzn, via thatalphadyke)

relahvant:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.

slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

big fig

(via thatalphadyke)

fistfulloffourleafclovers:

you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke

(Source: fistfulof4leafclovers, via hollidayz)

believeinadaydream:

castielscamander:

can we just bask in the glory of beatles sass

this is perfect

(Source: iraffiruse, via shades0fearth)

morelikegerardgay:

I don’t have DNA I’m just made up of billions of tiny Fall Out Boy lyrics

(Source: penceyprepofficial, via exsam)